FYI

This is a text message conversation that I just had with my BFF Jessica , I have blogged about her and her bad luck before.

Al - FYI, you are the worst at calling people back

Jess - FYI, I just got my car stolen out of my own garage

So, my text apparently could not have hit her inbox at a worse time. Nice that I was trying to be bitchy.

Sorry J, hope that they find those IDIOTS!

Catching up

The last month has been interesting to say the least. I have been the suckiest of bloggers. Here is a recap.

- Late November I get the stomach flu
- December 5, I wake up to excruciating pain, on the day that my husband is going out of town for 5 days and to top it all off, my son comes down with the stomach flu for 4 days.
- Fortunately, my parents were brave enough to deal with all of the bodily fluids flying in the house to stay with us
- I have well surpassed my goal of losing weight and in record time. Crohns Disease put me on the same diet as my 7 month old. FUN! And for the record, not a good way to lose weight.
- Christmas was great, fun to see Z open every present he could get his hands on, even if they weren't his. Fun with both sides of the family.
- New Years was okay, not the best, but with family so definitely better than being alone.
- NO TREATS EVEN TOUCHED MY LIPS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, AND PEOPLE WONDERED WHY I WAS IN SUCH A BAD MOOD. NOT BY CHOICE, PEOPLE
- Found old jeans/pants that fit and are new again, as everything currently in my closet is a bit large. Hooray for being a pack rat.
- Oh and lastly, the reason for no pictures attached... I broke my husbands hard drive the day after he downloaded everything and then erased them off the camera. Total accident, but I can tell his is kind of pissed. Hopefully some computer guru can get the info off of it. It is only my husbands last two years of work on it. SUCK

So there you go, nothing too exciting but I am still alive(and will be fine, it will just take time to work back up to my beloved bacon burger, cheese fries, and let us not forget the cake) and at least you don't have to see You Tube videos this time.

Treat for you

Just wanted to give you all a little Christmas treat. This always puts a smile on my face when I watch it.



Have a great week and for all of you that live in UT, try not to get stuck in all of this freakin snow!

Blonde Ambition

I can't believe that this video was even made!! The music makes this just plain comical. All for a sham of a wedding.



Just an FYI, if you look like he does, don't grow a beard and if you have the IQ that she does, don't open your mouth.

Enough said!

Decor Galore

Because of recent events, my holiday decorating is just getting underway. I am coming to realize that the bigger the house, the more of an undertaking. When we first got married, the tree and a few chotchkes were sufficient. Now we need two trees fully decorated, banister to be fully decked out and lots of red, green, and gold for the rest of the house to fill every empty space. All of this, while trying to keep a 2 year old away from it all. JUST LOOK, DON'T TOUCH! I have yet to invest in the shatterproof ornaments. It will be done by the end of this weekend. I hope at least. Wish me luck.

Knee deep in...

PUKE. Are you kidding me that a kid that only wieghs 30 pounds to begin with can have that much inside of him that has to come out? This is what my life has consisted of since last Thursday, hence the lack of posting. Never a better way to make life as you know it come to a complete stand still. I don't know how people do it with multiple kids in this state at the same time. The laundry alone about killed me. Needless to say, Z hates the sight of any large bowl and screams franctically at the sight of one now, but we are back to running on all cylinders.

Traditions

For the majority of the years that I have been married, my husband, brother in law, and their friends have gone shooting out in the desert around Thanksgiving. I always thought that is was a very manly, guy bonding, kind of thing and that they were really on the hunt for rabbits, quail etc. I could not have been more wrong. Here is a little look into what really goes on out in the desert!





Men really don't ever mentally get past the age of 17 but my gosh, they are HILARIOUS!