Really?!

Hey, guy in Phoenix, AZ, did you really think it was a good idea to call a bomb threat into our office building last week?! Are you really that mad that you can't pay your mortgage, or is it that you didn't get the pay out you wanted on your insurance?! And did you really think that leaving a voicemail on Saturday evening telling us it would happen on Sunday or Monday was the best route to go?! Oh, was calling from a totally traceable phone number another bright idea that you had?! Well, thanks a real, real, real lot for the extra 3 hours off of work! I hope that you enjoy jail a ton! Really!!