Parenting 101

In the beginning we thought it was a good idea to let our toddler watch shows like Family Guy and Ultimate Fighter, it kept his attention. Now we are re-thinking that. You know that there is a problem when he knows even one word of the opening song and that he seems to only repeat the naughty words thrown out during the episode and thinks that pummeling people is cool.

Mental Note to self - CSI and SVU, too many people being killed and ones that are already dead

ER - too many people on their way to being dead

UFC - too many people trying to kill the other person, but it's their job is what we tell Z so supposedly that makes it okay

Lipstick Jungle - too much sex

Biggest Loser - too much fat and too much crying, not good for boys that don't eat anyway

So what does that leave me with... I guess The Office, John and Kate + 8 and cartoons. Gag, my life as we know it may be over.